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My name is Bones, but like - not literally. I'm getting I got married on September 16th, so that is pretty cool I guess. I don't like mayonnaise, ranch dressing, alfredo, sea food, peas, ... I don't like a lot of stuff. But I like coffee, and I like role playing, and I like wlwb - so here we are. Oh, and I like torturing characters for my own personal amusement.

- Saint of Bonin', Smashin', and Child Wrastlin' <3
- It's pronounced jif not gif.
- Continuously swearing off making another character, and then making another character.
- I reference my balls a lot, but like - I don't really have any. I do have a dog with a lazy eye though? So, that's a thing.
- She doesn't have balls either, though. The dog, I mean.
- I guess I am a bit of an asshole, if we are to be honest with one another.
- Really harmless though, seriously.

I am literally always down to smash thread, so if you have a thing that needs a reply, or if you have an idea then don't hesitate to drop me a line either here or on slack!



WHAT WLWB IS SAYING ABOUT BONES ...

"Bones loves that fancy chicken nugget shit." - Kiew
"Goodnight, Bones!" - Drew
"Bones has been jacking off to her own profile for like 8 hours now." - Hal
"She ain't got no bawlz." - Gina
"What even, Bones." - Kam

The Asshole Inspector's Awards

Don't Stop Believing
Don't Stop Believing
April 19, 2018 at 12:55 PM
Creep it Real
Creep it Real
November 26, 2017 at 4:14 AM
Cat's Outta the Bag
Cat's Outta the Bag
November 26, 2017 at 4:13 AM
Jelly Filled
Jelly Filled
October 22, 2017 at 11:32 AM
Bright Light! Bright Light!
Bright Light! Bright Light!
October 21, 2017 at 9:09 PM
That Damn Dog...
That Damn Dog...
October 21, 2017 at 9:09 PM
Resting Bitch Face
Resting Bitch Face
October 21, 2017 at 9:09 PM
Wheel Of Fortune
Wheel Of Fortune
October 21, 2017 at 9:08 PM
Gotta Catch ‘Em All
Gotta Catch ‘Em All
October 21, 2017 at 11:15 AM
You Got’s Ta Go
You Got’s Ta Go
October 21, 2017 at 11:14 AM
I’m Kind of a Big Deal Around Here...
I’m Kind of a Big Deal Around Here...
October 21, 2017 at 11:13 AM
I Only Came for the Cake
I Only Came for the Cake
October 20, 2017 at 11:45 PM
  • Don't Stop Believing
    Don't Stop Believing
    April 19, 2018 at 12:55 PM
    Creep it Real
    Creep it Real
    November 26, 2017 at 4:14 AM
    Cat's Outta the Bag
    Cat's Outta the Bag
    November 26, 2017 at 4:13 AM
    Jelly Filled
    Jelly Filled
    October 22, 2017 at 11:32 AM
    Bright Light! Bright Light!
    Bright Light! Bright Light!
    October 21, 2017 at 9:09 PM
    That Damn Dog...
    That Damn Dog...
    October 21, 2017 at 9:09 PM
    Resting Bitch Face
    Resting Bitch Face
    October 21, 2017 at 9:09 PM
    Wheel Of Fortune
    Wheel Of Fortune
    October 21, 2017 at 9:08 PM
    Gotta Catch ‘Em All
    Gotta Catch ‘Em All
    October 21, 2017 at 11:15 AM
    You Got’s Ta Go
    You Got’s Ta Go
    October 21, 2017 at 11:14 AM
    I’m Kind of a Big Deal Around Here...
    I’m Kind of a Big Deal Around Here...
    October 21, 2017 at 11:13 AM
    I Only Came for the Cake
    I Only Came for the Cake
    October 20, 2017 at 11:45 PM