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#1
hello
do you like costumes
do you like secret birthdays
are you busy this satrurday

She tried.

@Cliff Douglas
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#2
Okay, so he really hadn’t realized how shitty he would feel for not checking up on Asha frequently until she text him. Hi, it’s me, the guy that almost tore your leg off.

He didn’t really know what to expect, but as the messages rolled in he found himself feeling... worse. She was inviting him to a party. A costume/birthday party? On Saturday, the day after the party Natasha was bullying him into.

He wanted to say no, but how could he say no to someone he crippled. Also, it was someone’s birthday.

considering I have a costume a friend is forcing me to wear on Friday, I guess I like costumes now

Was he really going to wear the same costume? Probably.

who’s birthday?

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#3
A friend. Like. A Maxine friend? Or...

Abraham's, but he waNts to focus more on Halloween than him
who's your friend?
Asha

CURIOSITY!
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#4
He didn’t have any clue it was Abraham’s birthday soon. He wondered why he hadn’t mentioned it.

oh, I didn’t know it was his bday. I’m free!

Also,

her name is Natasha. Idk how much Abraham’s told you but it’s been bear-gedeon for me lately. I infected a girl and then met two other bears after that.

It felt fucked up saying all of that so casually, but.
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#5
Yay!

Also, hmmmmmmm. Suspicious sounding hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

funny how that works
so is Natasha the one you infected
Asha

Why'd he infect someone again? Asha didn't know the story.
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#6
Yikes, tone. Maybe he was. Reading too much into it?

no, her name is Riley. It’s sort of a long story but she was hurt on a hike and and found her, sort of lost my shit, almost killed her, but things ended

Uh.

better than expected?she’s taking well enough to the new life, and I have Natasha and another guy Indra to help out, so that’s good

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#7
Oh, so Cliff had two bear girls around him now that Maxine was gone. Asha squinted at her phone, as if somehow she could make him squirm from it.

Also, Indra? She wondered where he was from. Hopefully not just some white guy with an Indian god's name.

that's cool
so tell me about Natasha

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#8
....Asha.

i just met her recently. she's new, like this past moon was her second. she didn't know what she was, but i managed to get her to listen and let me give her a rundown. she's nice? i dont know what else youre wanting to know

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#9
She'd screenshot all this and send it to Maxine someday for shit talking purposes.

Anyway, the end of his message was all sorts of defensive. Asha gave a little wiggle.

that's great!!
is she single?

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#10
A s h a.

i would be scared for anyone she's in a relationship with

BECAUSE SHE WAS A NEW BEAR, SIERRA

also she's like 23 or something

Asha, please.
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#11
why????
how old are you?

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#12
Okay, maybe the wording had been bad.

she’s a new bear, she would probably eat whoever she’s with if they weren’t a were

Also,

im 36

So, yeah. Anyway.

what time is the party? And I assume it’s at you guys place?

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#13
Uhhhhh....

23 to 36 isn't that big a difference???

Because.

That was.

Pretty much her difference with Abraham.
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#14
Cliff thought about just. Throwing his phone. He was glad he was alone because his neck was getting hot.

it’s big enough to where I don’t think of her like that

There was no way to go about this that didn’t sound overly defensive. It was made worse by the fact that Asha and Maxine has been petty close and he and Maxine had been... something. Not even together, but they did things. And maybe there was more than he even knew about, and she’d told Asha or something. And now Asha was judging.
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#15
GOD, okay, whatever, sure.

okay okay okay okay okay okay okayokayokayokayokayokayokay

To be obnoxious.

Yes at our place, at liiiiike 6ish
Asha

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#16
Cliff chuckled helplessly.

why do you want me to have a girlfriend

And,

I will be there. In a bear costume. Telling you now so you’re not underwhelmed

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#17
so I can judge her, duh
can it be a pirate bear at least

DON'T BE BORING, CLIFF.
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#18
Asha, judging is wrong :(

So mean.

i’ll see about it, do you think party city still has stuff

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#19
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actually can you be a shrek bear

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#20
Oh, holy shit.

that sounds like a costume someone that doesn’t have a costume made up last minute

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#21
I won't tell
it's better than a bear were wearing a bear

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#22
it’s a metaphor. The bear wears a human suit and the human wears a bear suit

What was he even saying anymore.
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#23
no
at least be a ninja bear
or a zombie bear

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#24
I’ll roll a dice for it

He said, you know, metaphorically.
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